Your best excuse...

[whiskeysheri]

What's the best excuse you've ever had to come up with to get out of going somewhere or doing something? x

[GraceAnais]

can't think of any myself....i'm a nice girl who will generally grit my teeth and do stuff.

but i'm off down the gym now and could really do with one!!!

Other than that i'll be looking out for instructors called 'Will Vary.'!!!!!

[dancealot13]

I remember once I was working at the Mall, and I had called in sick that Monday. Well I told my boss I wasn't feeling well, so she let me stay home. A couple days later I called my boss a few hours before I had to work and told her I couldn't come in because my sister fell asleep on a picture frame, and it broke in the middle of the night and stabbed my sister in the leg. I told her we were in the hospital all night long and I was exhausted. She told me that was a lame excuse. I couldn't make that one up if I tried! It really did happen. If only she new that Monday was the real fib.

[Zorr0]

Saturday nite.

I told my mates I was feeling cr4p from the previous nites beer...till 3 in the moring...dirty stopout.

It wasnt a lie either. Worst Ive felt for long time.

[kazminx]

i cant think of any at the moment but my husband stayed out all night once and his excuse was that he 'forgot he was married'!!!!!!!!!!! aye right!!!!!!!!! brill...i had to laugh!!! then i fell out with him for a week!

[lainiej]

If it comes to a night out and I decide I cant be bothered I usually blame my daughter....she's poorly, doesnt want to sleep at her grandmas etc. Wearing a bit think now that she's nearly 15 !!

[Drisgirl]

Mine was a real excuse if you know what I mean.My nieces first birthday party - mega occasion.

However during the night some neighbours from hell - who were renting and pikeys-decided to put a black bag of dog crap through my letter box and my daughter found it.She lashed it in their own window whilst telling them what she thought of them and when he came to the window he blamed his sidekicks across the road.She then went to them by which time I had wakened up - 3 in the morning- and to cut a long story short she was charged with breach of the peace and criminal damage - she kicked the glass pane of their door in to shovel more in their door.Charges were dropped.

Did anyone believe me I was up to 8 in the morning with the Police and because of the distress I couldnt make the party - No.You just couldnt make it up - but apparently I succeeded.Should have just said I had a sore head:)

[Jennykins]

Hi Whiskeysheri with the fun questions!!!!

I was thinking about this question and I realized that I dont come up with anything.. how boaring.. I just say no.. or no thanks... or .. mm, no.. not a good time.. and I guess its always seem's to work hahah...

JEN

[shazbang]

I didn't want to go into work one monday so phoned the boss and told her i had been out on saturday night and my handbag got stole, the keys to my flat were in it and couldnt get a hold of the landlord. i said i couldn't come in because the only clothes i had were the ones i'd been wearing on the saturday night and i had been staying in parents until i could contact the landlord, who, coincidentally was away for the weekend. it was so believable that she give me the day off as special leave!