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2sp_ | 16:52 Sun 17th Aug 2014 | ChatterBank
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Opened the fridge door, a big bottle of mayo threw itself at me and smacked me in the nose.

Hugely painful, massive lump, wee cut. But, on the plus side I think I can breathe out of my left nostril again for the first time in about 15 years.

It's an ill wind...
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Hell, man.
16:55 Sun 17th Aug 2014
with mayo or without, ael?
Ah, mystery solved!
Not if the cucumber jumps out of the fridge too, Ael.....☺
Try a cold teabag poultice, then.....
MrP put the mayo back in the fridge??? The man's a treasure......☺
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Boxy, I wring out the teabags and use them again, tight Scot I am...
and then makes stockings out of the bags when the tea is spent....
You're not alone there, then. Since my Scottish MIL taught me that tea is best without milk, a teabag can last me at least twice :-)
was it low fat mayo ?
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It was low fat, anne. Usually get the full fat stuff, but Asda sent it as a replacement in my online order.

See, low fat isn't better for you.
nor is you're oh by the sounds of it !
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He was quite funny, came running into the kitchen to find me on the floor holding my nose and bleeding. He did pick up the mayo though. And then me.
I think my own fridge has been boobytrapped by gremlins, too. Yesterday a very nice full bottle of white wine leaped out of the horizontal bottle-rack and made the most appalling mess of wine and broken glass on the kitchen floor. It has even lifted some of the self-stick floor tiles. Took an hour to clean up - very carefully because of the shards. Waste of time, money and temper !
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atalanta, that sounds much worse than my episode!

What a waste of wine.
2 keekers in the morning. :(
Reminds me of the time himself tried to open a 3 pack of plastic tonic water and bottles and sliced through two very exuberant bottles, complete kitchen sprayed with fizzy tonic!
never heard of two keekers before, but now I know what they are, swollen testes ? he says, just jokin'.
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DTC, I hope I don't have swollen testicles in the morning. Might have to adjust quite a bit of my lifestyle.
I bet!

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