ChatterBank0 min ago
Ouch!
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Opened the fridge door, a big bottle of mayo threw itself at me and smacked me in the nose.
Hugely painful, massive lump, wee cut. But, on the plus side I think I can breathe out of my left nostril again for the first time in about 15 years.
It's an ill wind...
Hugely painful, massive lump, wee cut. But, on the plus side I think I can breathe out of my left nostril again for the first time in about 15 years.
It's an ill wind...
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I think my own fridge has been boobytrapped by gremlins, too. Yesterday a very nice full bottle of white wine leaped out of the horizontal bottle-rack and made the most appalling mess of wine and broken glass on the kitchen floor. It has even lifted some of the self-stick floor tiles. Took an hour to clean up - very carefully because of the shards. Waste of time, money and temper !