I've been fancy one for weeks. Because of Mics diet I have been concentrating on his food and not mine. Today I succumbed and bought back bacon rashers, just an 8oz pack for me. On the way home I could fair taste that bacon. Shopping put away, Mic fed I opened the pack. One bloody rasher as thick as a plank of wood, I was so mad. In different times I would have been straight back to the shop. So I had to settle for tea and a fag. Grrrrrr.
Just read Cari's post. Misunderstood the OP. Obviously bought a gammon steak by mistake. Should have grilled/fried it with mushrooms, a fried egg and a pineapple ring for garnish, with a side order of chips and peas.
I complained in Lidl when the bacon I bought had 3 rashers instead of 5. They pointed out that it said in small letters "up to 5 rashers" so now I always count them first. Having said that they have changed the packs they now contain up to 7 rashers.