Had A Request From This Shower.

[TWR]

Hi TWR
We would like you to consider joining our party, do this shower of thieving, look after my myself, whilst I claim for porno / Plugs / Moats / whilst you vermin out there suffer? start swimming in you own lies you basds, you are evil, OH by the way, request from " We are all in it together" need I say anymore?

[DTCwordfan]

the shower? - this was the watered down version of his tirade......

[AB Editor]

Hi TWR - I've just popped this into ChatterBank where it might be more at home.

I think you've been sent a leaflet encouraging you to join the Conservative party, and you're not very happy about it.

I still don't get the "plugs" reference? I understand there has been claims for pornography and even moats, but I don't get the "plugs" bit. Could you shed some light on that?

[Obiter]

I think there was one MP who claimed for the price of a plug.

[AB Editor]

Like a bath plug? Or an electric plug?

[Mamyalynne]

An ear plug.

[AB Editor]

Ah, to keep out the noise of the electorate no doubt?

[Mamyalynne]

Of course.

[TWR]

Yes, the Con party's Request, yes, one greedy sod claimed for a Sink / Bath Plug, It may have been put in a better way I'm sure.

[berniecuddles]

quote from "the guardian"
Recently, leaked documents showed that Jacqui Smith had claimed for a barbecue, patio heater, toothbrush holder, 88p bath plug and even the proverbial kitchen sink (cost: £500). All were for the home secretary's second home in Redditch, Worcestershire, which is itself at the centre of another expenses row, after claims that she actually uses it as her primary residence.

[Peter Pedant]

It should be:

Hi TWR
We would like you to consider joining our party.
Do this shower of thieving, look after my myself, whilst I claim for porno / Plugs / Moats / whilst you vermin out there suffer, do anything for you?

TWR says : start swimming in your own lies you basds. You are evil. Oh, by the way, it was a request from " We are all in it together" . Need I say anymore than they were the conservatives ?

well TWR it makes more sense cleaned up thnt the usual clutch of " what ?" Wha' ? " and " Meh ? " emanating from the usual suspects.


Too much brand too early makes you difficult to understand....

[AB Editor]

I believe you can post back political literature at the parties expense TWR. So if you wanted to discourage them from littering your doormat in the future, this would be how to do it.

[TWR]

Sorry Scorp, no offence meant.

[Baldric]

en.wikipedia.org/.../List_of_expenses_claims_in_the_United_Kingdom_...

On 18 June 2009 the details of all MP's claims for the period 2004 to 2008 were .... a patio heater, a barbecue, a flat-screen TV and a bath plug costing 89p.
(Jaqui smith claimed for the BP.)

[TWR]

Already done A.B. as soon as I received their rubbish I responded ?????

[scorpiojo]

None taken, TWR :)