Mad Over Fifties Club

[queenofmean]

Good Evening and Welcome to this Evenings MOFC

Apologies from Nungate she has had a busy day and is running behind schedule. Igor also is not in attendance, once again he has tripped over his chains. Nothing broken but a sprained ankle, wrist and a bump to the head.

What's in store this evening I here you ask...Chubb is on hand to take jackets, brooms and all modes of transport. Plant will be in charge of buckets and tailcock which this evening is the Fluffy Towel. It's a rather interesting mix with a dollop of melted mallow on the top, topped off with a Cherry. On the hot plate we have a selection of Chinese dishes and the usual volly vents and horses doovers. On the pudding trolley we have Baked Alaska (I suspect chef has been trying to rival the Bake Off Bakers) and a Tiramisu cake! The usual house band are away playing at a party so we have hired a Karaoke machine or if you fancy something a little lighter we have Ann Gel playing the Harp in the Library. For one night only we have opened up the track and filled all the race cars if you fancy a race if not then we have plenty of other delights to amuse everyone. The hot tub has been relocated to our new Spa room complete with mini bar, and we have a resident beautician who is available to do nails, facials etc for both ladies and gents.

For the riffle I have a pair of rather annoying pj bottoms, new, black floral print size 12, bottle of sprite zero(empty) one dodgy Sky remote and cotton buds x2 unused but severely chewed.

Carriages at midnight.

[stuey]

Well, it's tally-ho and scramble across yon field time...Cheers, cheerio, and wotcha cock, me old chinas.

[tonyav]

Evening DT, interesting names these eastern european guys have ! well done Bartosz Znarzlik. DT are these urinals repairable ?.

[tonyav]

Have a jug for me, old bean.

[DTCwordfan]

If you can put the pee back in their whistle, tony.......

[tonyav]

I have some super glue, DT.

[DTCwordfan]

well, me broken old china, go for it. Then there's the chain and cistern, need a ball or two there.

[DTCwordfan]

Canada - jugs not allowed, just dry bottles.

[nungate]

Evening all, just a quick visit to prove I'm still around. Sorry for the non appearances but there is just so much going on at the moment I'm really struggling to maintain any semblance of what passes for normal here at the Towers. I am even considering retiring as your hostess until things, settle down
and I can have my life back. I can't really concentrate on MOFC as well as everything else going on. Queenie has been a great help and I couldn't manage without her and her Dad as they have both been wonderful and very supportive.

[DTCwordfan]

oh dear, issues on the outside......have a bucket, put your feet up and go 'phew'

[tonyav]

Evening nungate, try and have a breather I know it's easier said than done.

[tonyav]

Don't worry about the chain and cistern, DT. I have a welder.

[nungate]

Not even allowed a wee g&t either because of my meds! Not sure if it would help anyway

[tonyav]

Ah right then nungate, try and get 10 mins to yourself though.

[DTCwordfan]

well, I am off to the sack, maybe you too, nungate.......

No Villa on tonight, I see, tony, (daisy)

Night all

[tonyav]

G'night, DT.
Villa play Hull tomorrow.

[queenofmean]

Shall we do the riffle? Or shall we have a roll over?