A University Writing Class.....

[excelsior-1]

.....were given an exercise -
to write as short a short story as possible using three themes - religion, sexuality and mystery

The only A* entry was as follows:

"Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it?"

[scorpiojo]

LOL...LOL

[Zacs-Master]

Or
Jesus, I'm gay, how did my wife not know?

[zebo]

I recall a tale of a student sitting the Oxbridge entrance exam. The title of an essay was "What is courage?", to which the candidate wrote, This. Allegedly, he got into his choice of College.

[beso]

Sexuality is a mystery to religion.