Many years ago on a trip to Alton Towers I went into the toilet block and walked down the row of cubicles looking for an empty one, on spying an open door towards the end I headed straight for it, unfortunately it was occupied by a lady who was standing on the toilet seat with her sari hitched up round her ears. It was quite a bizarre sight! She made a heck of a stinky mess all over the toilet seat and floor :-/