My main concern would be when you said...
"Windows 8. Could've updated to 8.1 but there were 95 updates, barely 3 installed. "
Did you stop the updates? or did they fail?
Either way... try the updates again and if you stopped them, let them complete, the 8 to 8.1 update is a huge update and can take a couple of hours. if it doesn't finish properly it causes massive problems.
If KB2919355 is failing (as it all too often does!) download it from the link below (download all files) and install them in the following order (Very important!)
clearcompressionflag.exe, KB2919355, KB2932046, KB2959977, KB2937592, KB2938439, and KB2934018.
It takes ages as it needs 4/5 restarts, but it's worth doing.