I love reading threads like this, but for the guessers, you’re all wrong. I look nothing like Geraldine McEwan, or my avatar - you can blame that on that rascal, Mibn2cweus. It emanates from the days when R&S was fun, when nothing more than custard pies were thrown, and when disagreement was readily forgotten in favour of parties aboard the Ark. Them woz the days!! (You will note that his avatar depicts a man having been hit in the mush by a custard pie).
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/members/mibn2cweus/
For the record, I have been variously described as a cross between Helen Mirren and Meg Ryan, with a touch of Joanna Lumley – blonde you see - and according to my dentist, with a smile like Julia Roberts – although frankly, to possess a smile like Julia Roberts I’d need a head transplant. Make of all of that what you will. :o)
I have seen pictures of a number of ABers and can honestly say that in every case the reality hasn’t matched my expectations. That is not to say that the reality was a bad thing.