Labour and Tory are like two "twins" from a rich family.
Labour are the rich twin who throws money around, gives it away for no reason, spends recklessly, and finishes up nearly bankrupting the family.
Tory is the "boring" twin who has to come in after Labour have had their spending spree and try to sort out the financial mess.
The Tory twin has to tighten the family's belt, reduce the extravagant spending, and try to get the families finances back on track.
The "hangers on" love Labour because, like people freeloading at a party, they can sit on their backsides all day, do nothing, and get someone else to spend money on them.
They hate Tory because they take away all their free "goodies" and try to make them work and contribute to the families well being.
It has always been the case, Labour bankrupt the country, Tory has to rescue the country from Labours mess.
Those of us who care about the "country", and not just being given free money all the time, will always vote Tory.
It is the only safe way.