Toilet Question No4

[carrust]

According to Viz, if you laydeezz cover the toilet seat with bog roll in a public loo, you are a scumper

[mazie]

get some super skinny jean gness, that'll sort it

[Mamyalynne]

Bicycle clips in the handbag Gness.

[joggerjayne]

You don't want to be a few weeks into a new relationship when he walks in, and you're squatting and hovering, with your trousers in your mouth.

[gness]

I need floaty trousers....to make an entrance...nobody notices but I feel better....

But in preparation for a new relationship...I shall by bicycle clips!!

I really don't have the legs for super skinny anything.... :-(

[gness]

Or even...buy them.....☺

[whirlyhurly]

It's always best to squat not sit.

[Ann]

I read a report recently which made me feel quite sick. There are oodles and oodles of germs on cafe tables where ladies plonk their handbags down on a table maybe to get their purse out, when 5 mins earlier they had sat in the cafe loo and had their handbag on the floor innocently balanced on a what appeared to be a dry bit of floor but infected with bacteria ! Ugh ................ the report also mentioned about putting your handbag down on your own kitchen worktop which my friend will insist on doing when she visits me! :(

[gness]

My legs aren't long enough to squat and hit the loo.....x

[ummmm]

Try going to toilet in Thailand. That really is a challenge!!!

[Mags22]

Who remembers the old Thunder Buckets?