Toilet Question #3

[boxtops]

Do you have a pedestal mat, or not?

We don't - fed up with washing the things, or tripping over them in the night.

[Barmaid]

Nah, 4 days to Downton Abbey!!!

And 12 hours as to whether Mr BM gets sent back north of Newcastle ;)

(JJ, that is significantly NORTH of the Watford Gap.........)

[Jeza]

Yes I have one but only to cover the bleeding bad cutting of the floor tiles.

[joggerjayne]

// significantly NORTH of the Watford Gap //

I can't help thinking of Eskimos.

[sunny-dave]

My Gran had a 'hooky rug' in the outside (and only) toilet ... she called it a "Pederast Mat" ... which passed into family usage, until someone had a quiet word with my Mum ...

[askyourgran]

Lol Sunny-dave. I haven't a pedestal mat. A gent had been to get some new glasses and couldn't get used to them, he went to the loo and looked down and saw he had two willies, so he took the largest one......and peed on his slippers

[joggerjayne]

Oh, those Greek chaps, Socrates, Plato, etc, were all pederasts.

[Mags22]

Had the bright idea of cutting a nonslip bath at in half and fitting round pedestal but doesn't make any difference, might try newspaper then he can read while peeing squint!! But think I'm going to do without

[ummmm]

No....in a house full of boys I wouldn't put my feet on it. Dirty bleederS!!