ChatterBank1 min ago
Wives
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and
buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."
If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again. Men
will get it the first time.
WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous "
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out.
Where's the car?
WIFE: "In the river"
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
That's scary. It means 75% are running around untreated.
Four:
Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her Mum and said, "He
fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."
Mum said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live
with you.
From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would
be found in all corners of the earth."
Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed!
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