Expensive Business

[Bazile]

''Every time i say i love you , it costs me another house ''

Lionel Ritchie responding to the question on BBC breakfast - ''are you going to fall in love again ? ''

What amusing quotes can you remember ?

[McMouse]

A guy in a hotel bar in Texas said to me "Wy three ex-wives were all good housekeepers. They kept the damn houses when they divorced me"

[carrust]

Lionel Ritchie has converted to Islam & he's opened a butchers in Leicester. He called the business...Halal is it meat you're looking for....