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Aston Villa V Manchester United
An Aston Villa fan walks into a Birmingham pub and spots a guy wearing a Manchester United shirt.
"Drinks for everyone here, barman," shouts the Aston Villa fan. "Except for Mr. Manchester United."
The Manchester United fan smiles and says, "Thank you!"
Infuriated, the Aston Villa fan orders another round of drinks for everyone except Mr. Manchester United, who, again, thanks the man.
This goes on for a while, until Mr. Aston Villa asks the bartender, "What’s the matter with that guy? I’ve ordered rounds of drinks for everyone but him, and all he does is thank me. Is he nuts?"
"No, he’s not nuts," says the bartender. "He owns the place."
"Drinks for everyone here, barman," shouts the Aston Villa fan. "Except for Mr. Manchester United."
The Manchester United fan smiles and says, "Thank you!"
Infuriated, the Aston Villa fan orders another round of drinks for everyone except Mr. Manchester United, who, again, thanks the man.
This goes on for a while, until Mr. Aston Villa asks the bartender, "What’s the matter with that guy? I’ve ordered rounds of drinks for everyone but him, and all he does is thank me. Is he nuts?"
"No, he’s not nuts," says the bartender. "He owns the place."
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