My Grey Beard Isn't Showing The Definition I'd Have Wanted...

[sandyRoe]

Would henna be out of the question?

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&;cad=rja&uact=8&docid=2CZztVhgQu6wHM&tbnid=uFoWteHHnnfQXM:&ved=0CAcQjRw&;url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fgroups%2F994002%40N22%2F&ei=IpgqVOCOLKOgyAOl_ILoAw&bvm=bv.76477589,d.bGQ&psig=AFQjCNE_4O97E-d06C3AEfVtdMWGdm6qHg&ust=1412163857121493

[wolf63]

Are you the guy with one tooth?

[Retrochic]

You can buy special beard dye like the beard version of Grecian 2000. it will take it up a few shades -don't worry you won't look like colonel gadaffi

[sandyRoe]

I confess, I haven't many more now. But no, that's not me. ;-)

[RATTER15]

You need beads in it!!

or maybe some flowers? https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=beard+with+flowers&;es_sm=122&;source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=rJkqVJvIFaTV7ga65oHIAg&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1664&bih=898

[Baldric]

Retro, would he look like Noel Edmonds?

[sandyRoe]

If I ever thought I was starting to look like Noel Edmonds I start wearing a brown paper bag over my head.

[Retrochic]

oooo its enough to make your beard curl!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hj62aau-lmM/UBK_kHLyp1I/AAAAAAAARBc/LIASwTUqn70/s1600/x-wing-beard.jpeg

[aelmpvw]

^ ^ ^ that helmet makes him look ridiculous

[sandyRoe]

Indeed. The beard is quite fetching.

[Elina]

Well sandy, I think it looks wonderful! See you soon! ;0) http://blog.beatthebrochure.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Father_Xmas.png

[Brinjal]

If you can maintain the startled stare you will look ok.

[sandyRoe]

Ho! Ho! Ho! Well, Elina, have you been a good girl? What would you like for Christmas? Whisper in Santa's ear. Would you like me to give you one?
Does that sound OK? What kind of money could I expect as a seasonal worker in a grotto?

[sandyRoe]

I see I've unwittingly put a double entendre in there.^ I've asked that the post be removed.

[anneasquith]

oh sandy................. LOL

[mikey4444]

Sandy...please stop before this gets out of hand !