Busts

[marval]

The difference between big and small


Big Busted Women

Can get a taxi on the worst days
Have a neat place to carry spare change
Make jogging a spectator sport
Can keep a magazine dry while lying in the tub
Have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
Usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
Can always carry a little extra
Always float better
Know where to look first for lost earrings
Rarely have to look for a slow dance partner
Have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner

Small Busted Women

Don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
Always look younger
Find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
Can always see their toes and shoes
Can sleep on their stomachs
Have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
Know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
Know that everything more than a handful is wasted
Can come late to a theatre and not disrupt an entire aisle
Can take aerobics class without running the risk of knocking themselves out
Can hug closer, nicer, and longer

[zebo]

Big Busted Women also have somewhere to keep their lens cap, instead of annoying their other half!

[janbee]

Big busted women have to pay a fortune for some very ugly undies that look like they've been custom built at a shipyard. !

[mallyh]

big busted women don't break their noses when they fall over .