Stickers in car windows

[CompNut]

On journeys I often smile at the funny stickers people put on car windows. (They shouldn't, it obscures the view, but some make thought provoking reading. Here are a few I recall seeing over the years:

Do unto others - then run away.
Conserve Energy - make love slower.
Join the Army, meet people - and kill them...
Owing to lack of interest, tomorrow has been cancelled.
Once there was hope for the working man...
Have you seen any others lately?

[horselady]

On my first car, in my young free and single days I had one that said "So many men, so little time"

[CompNut]

That was a good one, horselady!

You've all given me (and everyone else, I'm sure) some smiles with your contributions and I thank you all very much for responding.
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Humorous sayings are everywhere.
A friend of mine was given a 'fridge magnet' recently with

"Hypochondria is the one disease I haven't got,"

on it and it really fits the bill, as she is always complaining about something. But at least her sense of humor is still intact!

another saying I particularly like is:

"Don't worry - be happy."

Agree? 'Bye now.

[jaberwocky]

seen one written by kids and stuck on car after asking the owner if they could 'mind' his car when he was at the football obviuosly for small fee.man said 'alsation will look after car' and went away.sticker (note) said 'let's see your alsation blow up your tyres!

[jaberwocky]

not a sticker but a note by some kids.they asked a man if they could 'mind' his car when he was at the football, obviously for a fee. man said 'alsation will mind the car'. when he came out the note said ' let's see your alsation blow up your tyres' !

[jaberwocky]

made an a**e of that.didn't think the first one worked.

[Kuolema Nox]

I saw my all-time favourite in a car park years ago. It read:
"GO ON, SMALL DICK: OVERTAKE ME".

[jaberwocky]

know a woman who sort of put kuolema's sticker into words, roughly. said to a lorry driver who was condemning her driving, if your c**k is as big as your mouth i'll see you later'

[CompNut]

Thanks everyone, it seems there is plenty of humor still about!
All of 'em are good for a smile.

Enjoy your weekend.

[jno]

'If I'd known grandchildren were so nice, I'd have had them first.'

[CompNut]

That's a really sweet one, thanks jno.

[yelofox]

Ive seen

SH1T HOT - 99% sh1t - 1% hot

Keep Britan tidy - Throw your rubbish in Wales

Dont like my driving? Call 0800 - EAT - SH!T

Forget the dog - Beware of the wife

Diarrhea is inherited - It runs in you jeans

My other car is sh1t too

IF its too loud - Your too old

And my favorite - Watch out for the idiot behind me!

[Azimov]

I confess I'm a Google fanatic and I found a few of my favourites online.
Pick one!

How am I driving? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS

I'm not an alcholic
Alcoholics go to meetings
I am a drunk

NO FAT CHICKS!

Dont laugh at my ride, your daughter may be in it!

Horn broke watch for finger

I'm not pshycotic, I cant read your mind.

Keep staring I might do a trick.

Chicks dig my ride.

I found Jesus... he was behind the coach the whole time.

I didn't sell my soal to satan...... but we did work out a rent to own deal.

Dyslexic satan worshipers think they're worshipping Santa.

I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.

Everyone has the right to be stupid but you abuse the privlige.

I smile because I have no Idea whats going on.

Guys: just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

STOP FOLLOWING ME, I don't know where I'm going
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I have to say though, I prefer Graffiti!
My favourite was written on a condom machine in a gents toilet and read... "Buy me and stop one!"