Egg Jumpers

[AB Editor]

How else would you keep your eggs warm?

https://www.etsy.com/listing/209472527/egg-sweaters-yes-sweater-for-eggs?ref=shop_home_active_1

[janbee]

I'm a woman so do you mean my own personal eggs? or the ones I buy from the farm shop?

[janbee]

If the latter, then I bake them into a cake. That keeps them warm. As for a sweater? No thank you. Life's too short to have eggy sweaters.

[2sp_]

I keep my own eggs in my ovaries... (most of the time.)

[Old_Geezer]

Oh, jumpers FOR eggs.
I thought that sounded messy.

[EcclesCake]

I don't need jumpers for my eggs as they are usually still warm when I collect them.

I wish I could knit though....£2.25 a pop!!!!

I wonder if the wooly hats on Innocent smoothies would fit?

[AB Editor]

"I wonder if the wooly hats on Innocent smoothies would fit?"

Probably on the wrong end? More of a egg nappy rather than an egg hat?

[aelmpvw]

i thought everyone owned an egg cozy just in case they were late to the breakfast table

[sunny-dave]

2sp - you remind me of a late night rebuff :

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

"Unfertilised - call me a cab"

:+)

[Bazile]

Which reminds me of the chat up line -

Bloke - ''How do you like your eggs in the morning'' ?

Lady - ''unfertilised'' !

[Bazile]

sunny-dave

I didn't see you there before i posted - i see youv'e heard that one
as well :-)

[AlwaysConfused]

Eggcellent. This cracked me up! I shell be going now my laughter is ova. That's all, yolks!

[gness]

Perhaps Dave and Baz should collaborate on a book.....

My Failed Chatup Lines.......☺

[Prudie]

or a book on insults such as;
she's got 2 fried eggs under her jumper....

[Bazile]

Funny you should mention that - i'm currently in talks with Harper Collins

[RandyMarsh]

one under each armpit

[Mamyalynne]

What a mark up!! If they are selling someone is coining it in, may cost about thruppence to knit.