The Loch Ness Monster Or Just A Branch Of A Submerged Log?

[sandyRoe]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2829906/Jobless-migrants-banned-claiming-handouts-rules-European-Court-Justice-clampdown-benefit-tourism.html

[sandyRoe]

You need to scroll down to the most watched videos section. Admittedly, IDS does seem to be something of a monster as far as compassion for our poorer European neighbours are concerned.

[Sqad]

Eh?

The Loch Ness monster is an out of work migrant?

Could be .

[douglas9401]

Nessie is NOT a jobless migrant and it is a gross slur to suggest such a thing! :-)

[janbee]

Beware the IDS of March and any other month where that superannuated old buffoon is.

[sandyRoe]

It, the migrant I mean, wouldn't be out of work if they were getting money from the Scottish Tourist Board to swim about in the icy waters of the loch.

[janbee]

Nessie has never drawn the dole and in fact brings money IN to the economy. She's a grand old lady.

[Svejk]

I thought you were stretching the metaphor a bit. ps, ids has no jurisdiction in Germany.

[Graham-W]

Do you mean this footage of a part submerged log?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2828849/Footage-appears-monster-s-head-neck-emerging-waters-Loch-Ness.html

[sandyRoe]

Graham-W, yes that's it.

[Old_Geezer]

I was at Loch Ness once, took a picture and got Boots to develop it when I returned home. They were useless. No matter how many attempts I tried, with explicit instructions, each time they failed miserably to make it sufficiently out of focus such that I could use it to fool my friends.