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The Two Minutes Silence
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Its was all going very well in Sainsburys this morning...everybody stood still and quite and looked thoughtful.
Until, that is, some idiot womans Mobile went off, Instead of stifling it and looking sheepish, she answered it and told whoever it was that "I can't talk much now, as we are being silent in Sainsburys"
She then proceeded to carry on talking, at a volume that everybody else could hear ( which wasn't difficult as it was the only noise in the shop, bar the 'fridges )
Any idea what the current rate is for strangulation these days ?
Until, that is, some idiot womans Mobile went off, Instead of stifling it and looking sheepish, she answered it and told whoever it was that "I can't talk much now, as we are being silent in Sainsburys"
She then proceeded to carry on talking, at a volume that everybody else could hear ( which wasn't difficult as it was the only noise in the shop, bar the 'fridges )
Any idea what the current rate is for strangulation these days ?
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