// My mother once came across a four year old boy squatted over a drain by the kerb. When she said, "What are you doing?", the lad replied,
"I'm having a s***, what does it f****** look like?"//
if it were a forty year old - that would have been me
picolax before a colonscopy - rips your bum apart....
If you have a car you see open the front door and back door and it makes a three sided cubicle - so in this case my questioner had to cross the road and sort of peep over the door