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It's A Cracker Of A Joke 2014
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What can Santa give away and still keep?
A cold!
What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something.
What did the necktie say to the hat?
You go on a head. I'll hang around for a while.
Where do fortune tellers dance?
At a crystal ball.
Snowflakes.
What can Santa give away and still keep?
A cold!
What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something.
What did the necktie say to the hat?
You go on a head. I'll hang around for a while.
Where do fortune tellers dance?
At a crystal ball.
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Q: What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
A: Starfish.
Q: Why don´t Penguins like rock music?
A: They only like sole.
Q: Have you heard of Flight of the Penguins (sequel to March)?
A: Its a whale of a tale
On a really hot day, a penguin takes his car to a mechanic.
The penguin asks, "How long will it be?" The mechanic says, "Just a few minutes."
So the penguin decides to go get an ice cream at the grocery store across the street. When the penguin gets there, he climbs inside the big freezer door and starts to eat ice cream.
Three hours go by before the penguin looks at his watch and jumps out of the freezer and races back to the mechanic.
With ice cream all over his face and his stomach, he asks, "So how's my car?"
The mechanic comes walking out wiping his hands on a rag and says, "Looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin says, "No, no, no. I was just eating ice cream."
A: Starfish.
Q: Why don´t Penguins like rock music?
A: They only like sole.
Q: Have you heard of Flight of the Penguins (sequel to March)?
A: Its a whale of a tale
On a really hot day, a penguin takes his car to a mechanic.
The penguin asks, "How long will it be?" The mechanic says, "Just a few minutes."
So the penguin decides to go get an ice cream at the grocery store across the street. When the penguin gets there, he climbs inside the big freezer door and starts to eat ice cream.
Three hours go by before the penguin looks at his watch and jumps out of the freezer and races back to the mechanic.
With ice cream all over his face and his stomach, he asks, "So how's my car?"
The mechanic comes walking out wiping his hands on a rag and says, "Looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin says, "No, no, no. I was just eating ice cream."
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