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marval | 13:01 Sun 23rd Nov 2014 | Jokes
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A minister who was very fond of pure, hot horseradish always kept a bottle of it on his dining room table.

He offered some to a guest, who took a big spoonful.

When the guest finally was able to speak, he gasped.

"I've heard many ministers preach hellfire, but you are the first one I've met who passed out a sample of it."


A businessman needed a million pounds to close an important business transaction.

He went to church to pray for the money.

He knelt and started praying next to a man who was praying for a hundred pounds he needed to pay an urgent debt.

The businessman took out his wallet and pressed the hundred pounds into the other man's hand.

Overjoyed, the man got up and left the church.

The businessman then closed his eyes and prayed, "And now, Lord, that I have your undivided attention."


One year for a pastor's birthday, the congregation decided to give him a new suit.

He was so touched by the gift that the following Sunday he stood before everyone and, with tears in his eyes, announced.

"Today I will be preaching to you in my birthday suit."

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