Tony's Musical Instrument

[marval]

Tony walked into a shop, which sold musical instruments and bought a very expensive mouth organ.

As Bernie the shopkeeper wrapped up the instrument he said, "You know this this is quite amazing. We normally don't sell many mouth organs, but this is the second one I've sold today."

"A young lady came in and bought one." Said Bernie.

"Oh," remarked Tony, "that must have been our Monica."

[tonyav]

Grrrroooooaaaannnn ! Oi I know what your up to.

[DTCwordfan]

What do you call a cow that plays the harmonica?

A moo-sician