Just To Clarify And Clear My Name.

[Tilly2]

I have not sent, nor received, a text in which someone has threatened to break someone's legs. (Someone I know has received such messages.)

I have never had my physiognomy on a wanted poster, either in the Police Station or in the local paper.

My name is Tilly, not Bonnie Parker. xx

[Tilly2]

Ron, it doesn't matter. This is just a bit of nonsense.

[Psybbo]

Wishful unspoken thinking?

[Baldric]

\\\Hi Baldric. I thought you were out shopping\\\

I got bored, I came home.

[Tilly2]

I find shopping boring, too.

[Peter Pedant]

You have never been indicted for drug running]
nor bailed on a charge of child abduction....

my my this is an afternoon for confessions intimes.....

OK you have been wrongly accused - get over it.
The allegation only involved eating a ham sarndwich in an aggressive fashion.

enjoy your notoriety whilst you have it.


[ and Tilly parenthetically why didnt you say instead: "I have threatened to break someone s legs and if they dont shut up I will come around and blow them off" .... untrue I know but striking ! ]

[Tilly2]

As if I'd say that, PP.
I can't even say parenthetically. :-)