The Streaker

[lindapalmara]

Three ladies are playing the 4th hole at a members-only golf club,

when a naked man, wearing a bag over his head, jumps from the trees and runs across the green.

The 3 ladies look and are in shock at the size of his manhood.

The first lady says, ”Well he definitely is not my husband.”

The second lady looks at his manhood and says, “He for sure is not my husband.”

The third lady takes a good look and says, "He's not even a member of this club!”

[Svejk]

ha-ha, dirty mare. ;o)

[frugalfred]

Obviously well-acquainted with the members' members.

[zebo]

She's probably the membership secretary.

[frugalfred]

Correct, zebo; that's why she remembers members' members.

[chaptazbru2]

Ho ho ho