Christmas Announcements (4)

[DTCwordfan]

We're walking in the AB air
We're floating in the Moonie sky;
Ozzie's far below sleeping as we fly
We're holding on very tight
Slappy's showing the whisky hue
Sir O's finding he can fly so high with Stue

On across the AB world
The chapta villages go by like dreams
The nessie rivers and the hills minty forests and the streams

Butterbun gazes open mouthed taken by surprise
Blackadder sober down below believes his eyes
Psybbo's surfing in the air
Albs swimming in the Weegie sky
We're drifting over Asquith's mountains floating by.

Suddenly swooping low on an seadogg deep
Rousing up boaty's 'Tiggy' from his sleep;
They're walking with the mallyh,
They're dancing in the carrust sky
And ABers who see them greet them 'Oi' as they fly.

ABers walking in the air
Ratter drinking in his doggie farm;
Tony with boaty and GMEBers in the Tudor Arms
Pixie's holding on so tight
Slappy's showing the whisky hue
Sir O's finding he can fly so high with Stue

On across the world
The villages go by like Dizmo dreams
The Sqads and the Mamyas the bednobs and AB streams

SunnyDaves open mouthed taken by surprise
Mikey down below believes his eyes
AOG surfing the Daily Mail
Gromit's swimming in the frozen News
ABers drifting over UKIP spoutings always lies.

Suddenly swooping Talbot on a sarky sheep
Rousing up a mighty naomi from her sleep;
We're walking on the AB air,
We're dancing in marval's Christmas sky
And All (Eccles too) who see us ABers greet us as we fly.

[tonyav]

Thanks DT.

[DTCwordfan]

"Bringing in the bacon" comes to mind....

[Barsel]

Tony ///Not pregnant are you Barsel ?. /// Would be a flaming miracle if I was. :-)

[tonyav]

OK OK, lol ;-)

[DTCwordfan]

It's Christmas, Barsel - immaculate time and all that, perhaps??

[Barsel]

Well I did notice I'm putting weight on around the stomach.NO, surely not.

[DTCwordfan]

Goodlife moves in mysterious ways, Barsel. Ask naomi!

[tonyav]

Get yourself a tester from the chemists, Barsel !.

[Psybbo]

DTC, I'll need advice on cooking a leg of lamb Wednesday week for the meter

[DTCwordfan]

okay - need a recipe?....any idea of weight yet? I'll e-mail ewe

[mrs.chappie]

I didn’t get a mention so was gonna write my own...
I scratched my head and wrung my hands but not one seed was sewn.

I just stared at my blank canvass - my plan was not to be...
I wished that I could write a poem just like our old DC.

With flowing nib and eagle eye he writes his lines with ease.
And compliments come flowing in, he knows he’s bound to please...

So as I watch the accolades, I'm certainly not bitter...
But if I ever meet DC, I’ll kick him in the …. shins.

[DTCwordfan]

Just wait, mrs c - there's a 5 to come out!!!

[mrs.chappie]

:o)

[Psybbo]

Between 1.5 and 2 kilos, roast parsnip and rosemary stuffing from Sainsbury's but never cooked it before

[-Talbot-]

I've emailed you a delicious recipe, sibs.