Apologies

[mrs_overall]

I am just about to go out so unfortunately the much anticipated final episode of The Village will have to wait. It will appear at some point....just not today. I wish you all a very happy Christmas xxx

[cupid04]

Was the umbrella up at the time, lol!

[tonyav]

No cupes, that was the STD clinic.

[gness]

Cupid.....come on.....one of those tiny telescopic umbrellas would suffice, I'm sure.....☻

[tonyav]

Oi ^^^^^^, pack that in, don't start her.

[gness]

Could have been worse, Tony......you know those little umbrellas you get in your cocktail?....☺

[cupid04]

I thought STD stood for Subscriber trunk dialling....

[tonyav]

gawd, there's two minxes now.

[Psybbo]

Ouch, Tony, I feel for you

[gness]

Trunk??? Trunk??? Don't encourage him!

[tonyav]

Thats impossible though, Psybbo !.

[tonyav]

Although I do have to agree with gness, it could have been so much worse it could have been a shopping trolley !.

[Psybbo]

Don't bet on it Tony! Anything is possible in the Village, Barnaby will be along shortly

[tonyav]

Barnaby will be along shortly


LOL ^^^^^

[humbersloop]

right then, at very short notice, tonight's Hot Slop so-called flaming concession will be serving a pick-the-bones out of that, Heston mate, molecular gastronomique delight

[i[well, somebody has to keep the show on the road...[i]

with tonight's featured curried maquerau on a porridge stack, accomps is a macedoine of tinned brussels, tinned chestnuts and spam lardons

there's a box of Quality Street on the fridge for afters

[gness]

I'll just sit by the fridge.......☺

[tonyav]

Any chance of some chips, sloopy ?.