Let's Play Confession Time

[mrs_overall]

As we are all relatively anonymous on here, let's all confess one of our sins. I will start the ball rolling.
After Mr O and I had finished our breeding programme and the youngest was out of his cot, Mr O decided to turn the said cot into a garden seat. It was hideous. How many garden seats have you seen that are yellow and have ducks painted on them?
He was very proud of it and thought it looked wonderful. To this day he thinks someone nicked it because they admired it so much.
I confess that it wasn't nicked....and it ended up buried in the bottom of a skip outside my sister's house a mile away.

[joeluke]

Lol sqad......we were in a soapsud covered car!

[Sqad]

Ah!........nice.

[ferlew]

The place I worked at had a long loading dock. I noted my boss would get the brush out to sweep off water that had formed in a low/worn out section of the dock.
I took to topping up his 'puddle' every day, he swore blind after a few months that he was going to get in maintenance to dig up the part of the dock, as he had checked the down pipes and roof, and the water could only be 'seeping up'.
By this time I had been doing it for 5/6 months, so I filled the puddle right up, popped a couple of yellow duckies on it, and took a few photographs, and didn't do it again.
I popped the pics in his birthday card the following month, his face was a picture when the penny dropped.

[Svejk]

Don't get that service off the Romanian 'hand-wash' boys, joe........I hope. ;-(

[mrs_overall]

Some interesting confessions here. Why do I suspect they are only the tip if the iceberg lol?

[RATTER15]

Maybe mrs O. maybe :-)

[Sqad]

yeah! right......i have been drawn into these AB ambushes before.

Answer honestly and you will be accused of bragging, disgusting, uncaring...etc etc.

No........leave me out of this and be satisfied with the tepid posts (except JoeLuke who deserved best answer)

[Dizmo]

I'd disagree with the 'relatively anonymous' bit. A lot of you lot know each other a lot more than I'd consider being 'relatively anonymous'. You're not getting any confessions out of me!