What Is The Difference Between A Mechanic And A Herd Of Elephants?

[Hymie]

A: The mechanic charges more.

[DTCwordfan]

How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
One of his fingers is clean...

[Zacs-Master]

Elephants rarely charge. Maybe rhinoceros would have worked better, or wilderbeast?

[Psybbo]

Like it, lol

[Quoi]

The elephants never forget to change the oil?

[DTCwordfan]

An Essex woman dents her sports car and goes to a garage to get some help.

The mechanic decides to have some fun with her and tells her to take the car home and blow up the exhaust – the air-pressure will make the dent spring out.

She takes the car home and spends a good hour blowing up the exhaust without any success.

Eventually her Colchester-born husband comes in and asks what she’s doing.

She tells him and he says, ‘You idiot. That’s never going to work. You’ve left the windows open.’

[Quoi]

I dont mind if a mechanic comes into my fine china showroom?

[cupid04]

Q] What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?


A] An elephants foreskin.

[BlackadderV]

Cupid! that is not ladylike!

[1ozzy]

Cupid !!! ;-)

I once worked at the zoo as an elephant circumciser.

The pay was lousy, but I got some big tips.

[janbee]

:-)

[douglas9401]

Wildebeest better still. I heard it on the gnus.

[barmy]

Why are Consultants the same as Rhinos?

They are both thick skinned and charge a lot!