I suppose I will have to tell someone, my SIL is adopting Neil the Sloth of DFS fame yes the sale is still on. Some things are best left to nature, I think it is unnatural for this sort of animal to sit on a sofa all day however nice his adopted parents may be.
All you unbelievers have to admit he is so cute. Personally, I can't stand the thought of him being abandoned. I will definitely give him a home, should he need one.
Awful situation, but being abandoned on the mansion steps he is not wise enough to be left where all those predators could get him!!!! But I think he will survive and in about six months he will turn upon the steps of the mansion with his own little family. At least that is what I am hoping, sob!