Just For Fun - Patron Saints

[mrs_overall]

We are all saints on here, but can you think of who is patron saint of what? I'll start the ball rolling.
Patron Saint of tabloid newspapers - AOG
Patron Saint of early mornings - Waterboatman
Patron Saint of all things sparkly - Murraymints
Over to you lot!

[Baldric]

Patron Saint of.........French fries dicer? . . . . . Chipchopper

[mrs_overall]

It was a hard decision choosing the best answer as there were so many excellent replies.
If I was less modest and unassuming I would have chosen Fusion5's answer near the end for the best scriptwriter......but that would have been too egotistical.

[gness]

Another gold star, Baldric!

[melv16]

Patron saint of the long suffering. AOG's wife:)