Got any embarrasing moments ?

[122345]

What is the most embarrasing thing that has ever happened to you?I was taking my dog for a walk along the docks when I was 17 and was new to England and spoke practically no English. A sailor came over to me and gave me 50 pounds I looked at him and said'You give me 50 pounds?''He reluctantly gave me another 20. I suddenly realised what he was doing and ran away.It was so embarrasing I am cringing as I write this.I bet you can't match that!

[B00]

Oh i bet you I can!

Mr Boo and I were getting errrrr amorous in our back garden (we were drunk- OK?) very late one night, when our neighbour walked past with his 2 dogs, he didn't even stop in his tracks he just said "evenin'" and carried on...........

What made it worse was when we were in our local pub several weeks later,said neighbour was also in with his friends, as we collected our drinks from the bar and went pottering off to find a table we could hear them all sniggering.....I bet I know what the topic of conversation was!

[dancealot13]

122345- You should've kept the money and ran.

[undercovers]

long story - short version...
deserted beach - 40 mins walk from the nearest path, not seen anyone for hours - perfect opportunity to swim naked and make love on the sand (well pebbles actually) - it was at this moment that the 30 odd bird watchers wondered over the dunes with binoculars and cameras in hand... much embarrassment and frantic searching for clothing ensued

[Octavius]

Was he trying to buy your dog?

[122345]

Thanks guys they are hilerious(spelt wrong)!The only problem is I am at my computer in the universiry libary and trying VERY hard not to burst out laughing. When you think about it mine isn't actually that embarrasing it was the way I reacted that I cringe about,and Octavius you could be correct!Also I did not explain I DID keep the money and ran that is what was so embarrasing about it.

[brachiopod]

Ok, I'll try and keep this short.

A spring-time walk a good few years ago, in a small, wooded valley with the girlfriend and dog.

We come across a small church and churchyard surrounded by railings. Stuck in the railings is a lamb. Since we have the dog with us, I ask the girlfriend to take the dog, and to stay well back and keep out of its line of sight.

As I near the lamb, I can see that it has tried to get through a section of the railings that are bent apart, it has got halfway through the widened part, but has become trapped by the haunches where the rails narrow again further down.

I get into the churchyard and, (in order to lift the lamb up through the wider part of the bent railings, so that it can escape), I approach it from behind, and position myself on my knees behind the lamb, and start to lift up its rear.

Then the vicar walks out.

There's me on my knees, holding on to the rear of a lamb and muttering some jibberish about "girlfriend...dog.." (who, of course, are nowhere to be seen), "...poor lamb....stuck...help."

You'll be pleased to know that the lamb escaped.

[*Zeus*]

Short...that was a book

[KateMerrills]

I was having a Driving Lesson last summer and instead of grabbing the gear stick I grabbed my instructors knee by accident! I was so embarrassed - he looked just like Dermot O'Leary mmmmmmm so maybe wasn't a totally bad thing! lol

[mightyWBA]

just be careful when you go for the hand brake Kate!

[Grunty]

A woman had just bought a birthday card for a friend and was waiting outside the shop for her husband. A man stopped and asked 'How much love?' Her thoughts were still on the birthday card and she replied '�1.95'.

[ktlou]

Don't know if I actually want to tell this or not! Was hugely embarrassing but might give you all a Friday afternoon giggle! Was out with my BF and wandering through a little village when we came to a really cute little cafe with sandwiches in the window. The cafe was packed but we decided we'd get something to take away. I wanted to get a better look at the sandwiches so leaned right in - only to find a glass window in my way!! I smacked my forehead so hard on the glass that it shook and every single person in the cafe laughed at me!! I walked around with a huge red bump on my head for the whole day! Needless to say, we never did get a sandwich and haven't been back since!!! Sooo embarrassing at the time but everytime I think about it now, I kill myself laughing! I must have looked such an idiot!!