How Do I Join "the Ladies Who Love Sqad"??

[ilovemarkb]

LOL????

[Tilly2]

'I am a lady who loves' but it's not Sqad.

[grasscarp]

You only have to pay virtual homage Tilly.

[Fusion5]

Sour *** need not apply lol lol

[Tilly2]

Divebuddy, that's Sqad's dream. Spot on.

[Fusion5]

OMG you are joking! You can't say the other word for cats.

[grasscarp]

Mrs Slocombe used to say it on Are you being served.

[Fusion5]

The worlds gone mad, grasscarp. lol lol

[jim360]

He used to have a secretary but... you know... anyway, now it's all automated.

[Ann]

divebuddy
I imagine the ante-room to Sqad's bedroom having one of those ticket machines like at the Deli in Tescos. Ladies take a ticket and then sit quietly waiting for their call...... Ticket No 46 go in please. They get their allotted 30 minutes and have to leave by the back door. Of course, many of them rush round to the front door again and get another ticket. It goes on all day, every day. Sqad's work is never done, but luckily he is tireless.

Maybe it involves BOGOFs??? LOL

[janbee]

You'll have to wait in a VERY long queue... he's always in demand !