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To Make You Smile
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I love finding quotes – especially anonymous ones – which have a generous dollop of irony and/or sarcasm. My favourite from the last day or so:
Ladies, we guys are getting tired of you asking where all the ‘nice guys’ are. They’re in the friend zone, where you left them.
Do you have any that tickled you?
Ladies, we guys are getting tired of you asking where all the ‘nice guys’ are. They’re in the friend zone, where you left them.
Do you have any that tickled you?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.When I was at the hospital one day, a man walked by with his leg and foot in plaster, using crutches.One of the nurses recognised him and asked, Hello, how are you? to which he replied, Oh you know, getting there! I don't think either of them realised how funny that was, but it made me smile. I was dying to say Yes, I'm sure you getting there.... slowly.
Welshtanner – not quite as ironic as you think. I snapped a femur when I fell off a rock climb and had a pin inserted. But I couldn’t wait for everything to heal properly so I could get back to the rock.
Before the accident, though, I’d been just as happy free climbing as roped. When I started climbing again I realised I’d lost nearly all of the cojones needed to tackle bold moves, and I gave up. That must be about 20 years ago and I’ve never climbed since.
Still, if anyone had asked me (in hospital) if I’d go climbing again I’d have given them an emphatic ‘yes’.
Before the accident, though, I’d been just as happy free climbing as roped. When I started climbing again I realised I’d lost nearly all of the cojones needed to tackle bold moves, and I gave up. That must be about 20 years ago and I’ve never climbed since.
Still, if anyone had asked me (in hospital) if I’d go climbing again I’d have given them an emphatic ‘yes’.
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