I once happened to be in Sydney on Australia Day and my friend there and I went to the pub for a few sherberts. He said we would go and see the fireworks later so we duly plodded off while being a bit worse for wear. We waited and waited and then realised that he had taken me to the wrong harbour - the fireworks are at Darling Harbour. He hasn`t replied to my Happy Oz Day text so he`s probably in the pub having more sherberts