Does She Mean '...an Italian Expatriate,' Rather Than An 'expert Rate.'?

[sandyRoe]

So, after the burial of my father, family crisis started in our home, my Step-mother and my Uncle had a conspiracy and sold my father's properties to an Italian Expert rate which they selfishly shared the money among themselves and left me to suffer. My Step-mother even threatened to kill me when she found out that one of My Daddy’s closest friend revealed to me about a huge inheritance funds deposited to my name by my late Father for long time before his death.


This is part of a heartbreaking letter from a young woman who's troubles you wouldn't believe.

[sandyRoe]

My buying a replacement elephant was a act of generosity on a mammoth scale. Unfortunately, there's nothing in my wallet now but moths. I couldn't buy another, even if I wanted to.
Someone else may pick up the burden.

[sandyRoe]

Aelmpvw, do their elephants roll on them?

[aelmpvw]

:-)

[humbersloop]

that might have been a bit hasty sandy, you could have supported something a little closer to home

http://www.mahouts.org/elephant-haven/

[sandyRoe]

Those poor pachyderms, packing their trunks and saying goodbye to the circus.^ It is worth a donation, yes.

[wolf63]

I know that I can be evil and twisted - but sometimes the elephants fight back and hurt or kill a person who has been bad to them over a period of time.

Elephants need Elephants to live with and talk to - they live such a long time and are very family orientated.

[whiskeryron]

// sandyRoe,Those poor pachyderms, packing their trunks and saying goodbye to the circus.^ It is worth a donation, yes.// What has an Asian Skin Specialist got to do with this conversation ? Also as I am a fervent Moth collector can I make you a fair offer for the Moths in your wallet ?

[wired]

Google translation ?

[Peter Pedant]

elephants don't bite Sandy
you should have recognised that gave the game away

[Peter Pedant]

be careful
when heffalumps sense a lady elephant who er wants a baby
they get a huge testosterone surge ( = must )
and then watch out, they go berserk !

[jourdain2]

At heart, you are oibviously a very nice person, SandyR..

[jourdain2]

I'm half-Yorkshire, half-Scottish, Whiskeryron - my moths are a proud and ancient collection - even added some foreign ones..... how much?