Unanswerable Questions

[nailit]

What questions could not be answered by asking on AB?
Apart from the obvious (why can't we tickle ourselves? What do women REALLY want? What's that lipstick doing on your collar?) what questions really are unanswerable?
Thanks

[DaisyNonna]

Men who do not want to be divorced for infidelity should not play away from home.

[Dizmo]

DaisyNonna: That's a statement not a question :) a very good one though.

[Caran]

What did I come upstairs for?

[Hypognosis]

If you subtracted the entire human race from the planet, would the animals believe in, or worship, a god?

[DaisyNonna]

Mine was an answer to what is the offside rule. Therefore that was not an unanswerable question.

[Hopkirk]

I vote lardhelmet for Best Answer

[Ken4155]

How many times must i tell you to stop doing that?

[grasscarp]

What does it mean when this girl giggles every time she asks about Fred?

[Hopkirk]

You've got a cat then, Ken.

[DaisyNonna]

Belief, worship and god are concepts. Are these possible without language?

[nailit]

Hopkirk, I agree (I vote lardhelmet for Best Answer). The offside rule is beyond the comprehension of most people.

[sunny-dave]

Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?

[DaisyNonna]

nailit, are you taking about the offside rule in soccer? If so, what is difficult about it?

[Mags22]

It would still be marmalade ,as you'd make it the same way.

[waterboatman]

How many grapes in a bunch of oranges?

[waterboatman]

Why?