An 86-Year Old Man........

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..........went to his doctor for his quarterly medical check.

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the old boy said,

"Things are great, really very good and I’ve never felt better! I now have a 20-year old bride who is pregnant with my child, so what do think of that, Doc?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.

"I have an older friend, much your age, who is an avid hunter. One day he set off to go hunting and, being in a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.

"As he neared a lake, he came across a large beaver sitting at the water’s edge. He then realised that he’d left his gun at home & couldn’t shoot the magnificent beast!

"Out of habit he raised his cane & shouted out ‘BANG, BANG!!!’

"Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver dropped dead. Now what do you think of that?"

The old man said,

"Well, obviously logic would strongly suggest that someone else had pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver!"

The doctor said, "My point exactly."

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Love it.