D I Y Mammogram...

[gness]

...or The Bird Box Blues....take your pick for this week's little mishap....

Aldi had for sale put together yourself cheepie...;-)...bird boxes....
Ooo...I thought....I'll buy one and bling it up...so I did....Had it had two sides a back, front and lid it would have been fine...mine didn't....so it didn't clip together properly...

Never mind...thought I....a but of pressure and a couple more screws should do it.......
So....clutching it tightly to my chest I forced the last screw into place in an attempt to draw the thing together....

I succeeded!

Unfortunately a portion of my left boob was caught in the two sections that came together.....tightly.....

Did I swear!....I'm not a sweary person....I surprised myself with my sudden knowledge of every swear word in the English and Irish language.....

The bruise has now developed....just below my cleavage it looks as if I have had the letter....L....tattooed where I never wanted a tattoo.....

But if anyone eligible male called...Len....Leo....Lance....fancies an aging red head...okay, Shoota...grey... with his initial tattooed on her boob.... ;-)

I shall leave you to decide what sort of bird the box is designed for......x

[anneasquith]

ooft,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I thought you had gone to bed.

[tonyav]

G'night all.
boobs with faces, lol. Wonder what I'll dream about !.

[anneasquith]

I don't know about you tony but, im disturbed that G's boobs talk to each other !!!!!!!

[tonyav]

Blimey, talking boobs !

[gness]

Of course they talk to each other...don't yours?

And you know what thought did.....

Night....xx