Irishman And Muslim

[retrocop]

An air stewardess walked down the aisle with the drinks trolley.
She stopped next to an Irishman in an aisle seat.
"Would you like anything from the drinks trolley ?",she enquired
"Sure I'll have a double Jameson please", replied the Irishman.
"And what can I get you sir?" she enquired of the Muslim man sitting in the window seat.
"Keep your filthy alcohol.I would rather go to heaven and have sex with 20 virgins" replied the Muslim rudely.
"Whoa",said the Irishman,"Hold that drink you never said we had a choice!!"

[Jackdaw33]

Rather like the one about the man in Belfast who suddenly felt a gun at his head and a voice saying, "Which are you, Protestant or Catholic?" Thinking quickly the man replied,"Neither, I'm Jewish", to which the answer came, "Not your lucky day, pal, I'm the only Arab in Belfast."

[Quoi]

that joke has evolved since the 2010 version down below.