Mrs Merkel

[sunny-dave]

Angela Merkel is passing through customs on the way into Greece (shut up, we'll pretend it's pre-EU).

As she's filling in her form, the customs official asks "Occupation?"

"No, just vacation for the weekend."

[gness]

I now have a wonderful vision of this little Aussie sitting in a deck chair with a tinny saying....occupation....vacation....occupation....vacation.....occupation.... right up until they come to take him away......☺