Jeremy Kyle Show

[flump1]

I have to get on that show and be manhandled by that beefy security guard, one small problem...how ? Any ideas ? !

[Retrochic]

EAsy -first get yourself up to 18 stone,buy a tracksuit or leggings, get a few teeth pulled and apply half a pack of lard to your hair. Next have sex with your partners brother/dad/ cousin or all three,have a baby and demand payment off all three as you're not sure who the father is. Then accuse your partner of having sex with your sister/best friend/mother or all three and demand he does a lie detector test. Easy....

[ummmm]

And practise shouting....

[melv16]

And come from Northhampton :-)

[ummmm]

You cheeky mare!!! :-)

[andy-hughes]

I think Retrochic has got it pretty much covered ... !

[flump1]

Thanks , but I give up. I will worship via the screen !!

[andy-hughes]

If you want to get manhandled by a large gentleman with very short hair, very large muscles and a serious desire to get stuck in, may I suggest you attend the next EDL meeting, as an Anti-Fascist supporter!

[gness]

Flump....I have a beefy son.....could dress him as a security guard for you if that helps....it would save you faffing with all the sex stuff......☺

[mccfluff]

goon 1 or goon 2? goon 2 with the tat's make me laugh

[chaptazbru2]

Brilliant Retro, I couldn't put it better myself. Don't forget though to also accuse a selection of friends and relatives of stealing from you !

[gness]

Thanks, Flump....I'll get his outfit ready.......☺

[Dee Sa]

you will easy get on there if you have a mouthful of rotten teeth, it always amazes me that they dont get their teeth sorted whilst living off the state because they don't have to pay anything.