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"ladies" Day At The Grand National, Photographers Could Be Banned.
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/// 'We have talked about trying to monitor those photographers, so if we see any element clearly looking for a negative shot and we can identify that, we will take their accreditation off them and we'll kick them off the site. ///
/// 'That's not easily manageable, but that's what we'll endeavour to do.' ///
Why kick the photographers off the site, why not kick off the offending "Ladies"?????
/// 'We have talked about trying to monitor those photographers, so if we see any element clearly looking for a negative shot and we can identify that, we will take their accreditation off them and we'll kick them off the site. ///
/// 'That's not easily manageable, but that's what we'll endeavour to do.' ///
Why kick the photographers off the site, why not kick off the offending "Ladies"?????
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I've told this one before, so excuse me, but it's very apropos for Ladies Day at Aintree.....
Cilla Black runs into Bruce Forsyth in one of the VIP lounge and after a few buckets of champagne, she turns to him, nestles into his shoulder and with her doey eyes, says, "Brucie, I've always lorra fancied you - here's my key over at the John Lennon Speke Holiday Inn, I've got the McCartney suite over there and I'd like you to make lorra love to me."
So there they end up, post coital, Cilla all dreamy-eyed and with a warm glow. "That was great, Brucie. Would you make love to me again?"
"Well I'm over 80 you know, I need 15 minutes sleep to get my steam back, Cilla. Also could you put your left hand on my member and your right one on my balls. That helps."
Cilla's perplexed but does as she's told and twenty minutes later the two elderly rabbits are at it again.
The same thing happens, the two of them enjoying the descent, "Could you make love to me a third time, Brucie?"
"You know what I need as to a nap, Cilla, and what you need to do, left hand on my member and right hand underneath."
Cilla's kind of perplexed. She does it and sure enough a third time, the best of the evening.
This time she comments, "Ohhhh, that was great, Brucie, but why this thing with me hands?"
"The last time I went out with a girl in Liverpool, she nicked my wallet."
Cilla Black runs into Bruce Forsyth in one of the VIP lounge and after a few buckets of champagne, she turns to him, nestles into his shoulder and with her doey eyes, says, "Brucie, I've always lorra fancied you - here's my key over at the John Lennon Speke Holiday Inn, I've got the McCartney suite over there and I'd like you to make lorra love to me."
So there they end up, post coital, Cilla all dreamy-eyed and with a warm glow. "That was great, Brucie. Would you make love to me again?"
"Well I'm over 80 you know, I need 15 minutes sleep to get my steam back, Cilla. Also could you put your left hand on my member and your right one on my balls. That helps."
Cilla's perplexed but does as she's told and twenty minutes later the two elderly rabbits are at it again.
The same thing happens, the two of them enjoying the descent, "Could you make love to me a third time, Brucie?"
"You know what I need as to a nap, Cilla, and what you need to do, left hand on my member and right hand underneath."
Cilla's kind of perplexed. She does it and sure enough a third time, the best of the evening.
This time she comments, "Ohhhh, that was great, Brucie, but why this thing with me hands?"
"The last time I went out with a girl in Liverpool, she nicked my wallet."
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