My Left Foot......

[gness]

...no, not the book.....the one on the end of my leg.....
It has put itself up for adoption.... :-(

It hasn't been happy since it fell on the ice two years ago and was neglected....

Last week we...the foot and I....were crawling on the floor making curtains....I crawled backwards and a sharp S curtain hook went under my big toe nail and out through the side of the toe.....getting it back out was agony....

So off we went to Leeds...my left foot and I.....with big toe bandaged .....and there I stood on broken glass.
My friends picked out the glass and bandaged the next two toes.....but nevertheless I had a lovely time hobbling around the arcades and chatting up a gorgeous police man.....

This morning, in charge of coffee making, I opened the cupboard in my friend's kitchen and a tumbler jumped off the top shelf....hit my head and wrist and landed on............

.......my left foot......the two remaining undamaged toes.......☺

[gness]

Night, MrsO...say a prayer for my left foot....x

[Tilly2]

Goodnight, mrs. O. Now about my punctured, red, swollen, manky finger....?

[gness]

Dip it in an eggcup full of vinegar, Tilly....that should help......☻

[Tilly2]

Gness, my finger will not fit in an eggcup.

[gness]

Saucepan?

[Psybbo]

Good night mrs_o, now Tilly is the Yucky thing ok?

[Tilly2]

Unless the eggcup is the size of a Pyrex measuring jug.

[Tilly2]

Yucca! Not yucky! (Although it is rather yucky)

[yogi-bear]

Go off me?.....no chance....its the charm,you see x

Poem by yogi bear 2015

[Psybbo]

The yucky finger, Tilly, xx

[gness]

Keep at it, Yogi....when Andrew Motion leaves you can take over.....☺

[Tilly2]

Gness, it's Carol Ann Duffy now. :-)

[gness]

You're right, Tilly......must be the pain from my left foot addling my brain....x