If we're not supposed to eat animals...........

[mad_for_it]

then why are they made out of meat???

[bobbobley]

they tried to make them out of cous-cous but every time it rained it caused big, big problems with storage.
if they were made out of quorn then everyone would be happy wouldn't they??

[bernardo]

Because God (or Mother Nature, or Evolution, or Fate, or whatever you want to call it) is a sadist with a warped sense of humour. Because it's a temptation with which we are tested to see if we can exercise self-restraint by not eating meat (and thereby go to Heaven or wherever) or give in to temptation and eat meat (thereby going to Hell or wherever). P.S. Armadillo tastes a bit like pork.

[incitatus]

armadillos also carry leprosy, so its not an ideal alternative

[incitatus]

anyway the african tofudebeeste isnt made of meat. but nothing can eat it without a really rich sauce

[Jaybee]

Who said we're not supposed to eat them?

[davver]

Humans are made of meat...

[Gef]

The carbon atoms in your next carrot might once have been part of a human, pig or armadillo!!!!!