What Shall I Have For My Last Meal?

[venator]

Just visited the deathclock site - http://www.deathclock.com/

It tells me I died last year (I'm in extraordinary good health by the way)

It's an excuse for a dinner party, to share my last meal with a few good friends.

I fancy :-

A foie gras amuse-bouche. Never had the stuff, and I object to it, but if I'm on the way out....

scallops or whatever is best from our fishmonger, with asparagus, just coming in round here

Lemon sorbet

A dirty great rib roast from Frost's butchers
A goosenargh chicken
Both dumped on the table with a help yourself carving knife

My wife's Yorkshire pud, glazed carrots, cavallo nero, new potatoes and whatever else is good on the day

Every sort of cheese I can lay hands on, with matzo, my homemade sourdough and assorted biscuits

Rhubarb crumble with proper custard

Fresh ground coffee with Armagnac and some liqueurs - Aurum and limoncello for starters

To drink, Chablis and a good expensive Italian red perhaps, but I'm open to suggestions

Stomach pumps and ambulances

[Old_Geezer]

You THINK you are in good health, but in reality you did die a year ago. This is purgatory.

[scorpiojo]

lol

[EDDIE51]

Putting my details into the 'death clock' and saying I was pessimistic told me I should have died 9 years ago!
The details same but saying i was 'normal' told me I still had 9 years to go!

[1ozzy]

Bucket loads of good beer and an awesome lamb kebab, or two.
Enjoy the limited time you have left.

[EDDIE51]

Just done it again and put 'optimistic' now it says I have 35 years left!
44 years longer just because of your outlook on life??

[queenofmean]

I'm going to die in 2088...I don't know if I want to live until I'm 100

[excelsior-1]

i passed away two years ago - i wondered what the smell was

[piggynose]

i´m gonna pop my socks in 2027, according to the death clock.

[nescio]

apparently, putting a higher BMI (36 vs 34) increases my life by 3 years, so I will be around until 2051 (just short of 88 years old)

[Mamyalynne]

I wouldn't eat all that - you night get indigestion.

[mazie]

LOL mamya...

[Brinjal]

Heavens I will will live to 2058. I will be 105.

[Buenchico]

Apparently I died on 14 December 2002!

As an aside, if your name appeared on DeathList.net, would you be happy that you were famous enough to qualify or just rather worried?
http://www.deathlist.net/
;-)

[Brinjal]

There are some real old coffin dodgers on that list Bueno. Some I thought had pegged it years ago.