I Tried To Keep A Straight Face

[mrs_overall]

Youngest Junior Overall and his best friend (both 15) had the day off school today for the Tour de Yorkshire. They have had their eyes on a pair of young ladies and have spent the day with them. I have tried to keep up with the conversation the two lads have just had but it was hard work. (Did you know that you don't "chat someone up" these days.....you "graft"?)
Anyway, one of the girls apparently has a traditional name and the other is called...CoCo. Yes, I know Coco Chanel was sophisticated, but all I could think about was another Coco. The lads both got huffy when I asked if she had oversized feet and wore a false red nose.
The name just doesn't sound right...particularly when said with a Yorkshire accent.

[mrs_overall]

bookbinder, don't forget the glass

[aelmpvw]

mrs coco overall just doesn't sound right does it

[mrs_overall]

sunny dave, that rap speak is sooooooooooo 1990's dahling! Or as my son would say....you sound sketchy

[sunny-dave]

Mrs Chocolate Marigold sounds even betterer

[Strawberry5]

DTCwordfan: How is the gift store unusual?

[jno]

good lord, are they still saying "the olds"? That was around in jno jnr's infancy