Couldn't You Just Throttle......

[gness]

...your manicurist?

The conversation went.....

Oh Gness.....I haven't told you have I?

What?

About.....xxxx....you'll never guess what she's done.

What?

Honestly....it'll make your hair curl.....you'll never believe it.

What?...Is it a man?

Worse than that.........I can't get over it.

WHAT?!!!!

Ding ding....

Oh...that's my next client....can't say anything now.....will have to wait till your next appointment.

But I'm away for three weeks.......I can't wait that long.....

Sorry....I'll tell you then.....but you won't believe it......

Grrrrrr.................:-(

[-Talbot-]

:0/

[shoota]

I'll take...

[shoota]

Twice

[gness]

My but you're a brave man, Shoota......☺

All well with you?...x

[shoota]

Brave.....?

White bird speak with forked tongue!

[gness]

You just leave my tongue out of this!

[shoota]

No chance of that.

[gness]

☺...x

[jim360]

And may I just say, how lovely you are in person gness? (At least, when I get a chance to find out :P)

[gness]

Well we almost made Leeds last month, Jim.....I had a good time.....we'll see what summer brings....x

[jim360]

:)